🚨 GUCCI POOCHIE LIVE TICKER: LUXURY LEVELS SPIKING • RISK APPETITE ABOVE LEGAL LIMIT 🚓 CRIME SCENE • DO NOT CROSS • $POOCHIE PATROL • UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF LUXURY ONLY 🛍️ REMINDER: THIS IS MEME PARODY ONLY – REAL LIFE = DESIGNATED DRIVER & UBER HOME 🧠 🚨 GUCCI POOCHIE LIVE TICKER: LUXURY LEVELS SPIKING • RISK APPETITE ABOVE LEGAL LIMIT 🚓
Gucci Poochie standing on the car at a traffic stop
REAL CASE FILE • GUCCI POOCHIE
Gucci Poochie at the legendary luxury traffic stop. Viral drip, very good boy. Click the image to read the real local news coverage that inspired this chaos.
Meme Project

Gucci Poochie
DUI OF LUXURY • $POOCHIE

A degen tribute to the most overdressed traffic stop on the internet. No real drinking & driving – just bags, bodycam vibes, and on-chain chaos.

Parody only. We clown on the culture of “driving under the influence of luxury” – not the real-world consequences. IRL: call a ride, keep it safe, keep it classy.

Gucci Poochie News & Alerts

Updates, headlines and on-chain rumors from the Gucci Poochie universe – from the original viral stop to the latest degen experiments hitting the timeline.

Viral Moment
Gucci-clad pup turns routine stop into runway show.
Night Shift • Dash cam glow • Internet: “we stan”
One unexpected passenger. One legendary fit. A simple incident report evolved into full-blown meme lore – and eventually, this web3 circus.
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On-Chain
$POOCHIE community launches “luxury sobriety” campaign.
Base Layer • Community wallet • No-drive pledge
Holders agree on one golden rule: if the bottles are out, the car keys are parked. Deployed as a culture, not a contract.
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Meme Watch
“Under the Influence of Luxury” becomes official project tagline.
Timeline verdict • 10/10 drip • 0/10 legal advice
From hoodies to headers, the phrase now tags every piece of Gucci Poochie content – a reminder we’re clowning the aesthetic, not endorsing the charge.
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DUI Girls Gone Wild – Miami Luxury Edition

Highlight reel area for your favorite “under the influence of luxury” clips and thumbnails – nightlife, neon, and way too much confidence in platform heels. These 3 placeholders now use your real clips.

Clip 1 Baddie chaos on the curb – luxury dress code, questionable decisions.
Clip 2 Bodycam energy, Miami strip lights, and Gucci-level drama.
Clip 3 DUI girls gone wild – luxury edition, strictly for meme research.
GUCCI POOCHIE MEMO: LUXURY IS FUN • DUI ISN'T • STAY SAFE, STAY DEGEN ONLY ON-CHAIN 🧠 MIAMI LUXURY EDITION RUNNING ALL NIGHT • GIRLS, GOWNS & BODYCAM GLOW • PARODY ONLY 🎥 $POOCHIE • UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF LUXURY • NOT LEGAL ADVICE • JUST LOUD MEMES 🐶